My new life, under the watchful eye of the United States Army, has me regularly submitting myself to car searches, breathalyzers, urinalyses, and blood tests. They know that I am clean, in perfect health, and not trying to bring explosives onto a military installation. I suspect that the recruiters will be contacting me any day now.
The guy whose job it is to watch men piss into a cup is concerned about being unemployed because his contract runs out in a few months. I suppose his particular skill is transferable into the private sector and that there will be little competition from those who would be overemployed.
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