More Hitch

I am still laughing.  I just read the funniest description of a trip to a prostitute I've ever read.  Hitchens in his inimitable way absolutely hates it and describes what's going on in his mind in perfect detail.  If I was a decent typist, I'd put it all down here but it's two pages worth.  If you don't want to buy the book, go to the book store and turn to page 165 and begin about halfway down with the sentence, "Not all of our pleasures were innocent."  Then read to page 167 to the sentence, " Seldom can a midmorning have been so ill spent, yet (which perhaps goes to show) seldom can such rank dissipation have yeilded so many divideneds on the page."